1 year ago

Reblogged From:
karcaya

Sickest convo ever!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: i'm alice
You: from wonderland
You: u?
Stranger: i'm beny
Stranger: wonderland? wow
You: yeah...i know
You: it's awesome here
You: are you benny, dora's friend?
Stranger: where is wonderland?
Stranger: hoho. no..
You: imagination
Stranger: the dora's friend is a cow
You: you're beny from?
Stranger: from wonderland too.
Stranger: hahahaha
You: oh really?
Stranger: no.
You: hahaha
Stranger: where is your real place?
You: told you..your imagination
Stranger: mmmm.. ok
Stranger: how old u are?
You: i'm now 19...i first came to wonderland when i was 12
Stranger: so what s your friend there?
You: mad hatter
Stranger: i think that s cool
Stranger: who is that?
You: he's my friend..the one with green eyes
Stranger: wow.
Stranger: your friend just that?
Stranger: he?
You: the white rabbit
Stranger: he can talk to you?
You: yeah...it's called magic
Stranger: woooo
Stranger: can i see your face alice?
You: sure
You: here's one from swoogle
You: http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2009/03/13/alice-wonderland-d23.jpg
Stranger: is that you?
You: yeah
You: i fell down that hole
Stranger: what is that contained?
You: it contains the magical place, WONDERLAND!
Stranger: can i see the view of wonderland?
Stranger: hey
You: http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Alice-in-Wonderland--1951--alice-in-wonderland-202622_1024_768.jpg
Stranger: u dont have any picture?
You: that's me in the picture...when i was like 12
Stranger: that s cartoon
Stranger: are u a cartoon too?
Stranger: haha
You: when i was 12 i was just a cartoon
Stranger: wow
Stranger: you are now mature?
Stranger: do you have mate there?
You: mate?
Stranger: boyfriend?
You: why? I don't want to have one.
Stranger: why?
Stranger: u wanna be a single ever after
You: my life's now controlled by tim burton...therefore, my life won't have a happily ever after
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i must go to real world now
Stranger: bye alice
You: bye beny
Stranger: see you next time
You: twas nice talking to you
You: yeah
You: bye!
Stranger: yup
Your conversational partner has disconnected.